Inspired by a Miley classic, here are the seven things I absolutely hate about you:
7. You love Justin Bieber and you're damn proud of it.
It's funny how you had to defend "That Should Be Me"coming up on your playlist.
6. You never shut up.
I don't know if that's just the effect of being awake for 24 hours but you just don't shut up, do you? From belting out emo songs to impersonating Manny Pacquiao, there is never a dull moment with you.
5. You're freakin' scared of my driving.
I know it's all safe driving where you come from but here in the mean streets of Manila, if you're a pussy, you die. I found it amusing how you keep on flipping the bird to all the cars who came an inch closer than what you're comfortable with.
4. You're already disgusting even if it's the first time we've met.
You smelled your socks and farted. It's weird how I found it charming. Then again, I am weird.
3. You gave me the puppy dog eyes!
I hate how I wasn't able to resist your 'paawa' look.
2. The flying kiss.
It's just creams my corn how you had to give me a flying kiss at the bus station as I was just about to drive away. It's fraking adorable.
1. You had to leave right away.
I thought I'd get a day with you. All the excitement and anticipation boiled down to a five hour meeting where we were too tired and fucked up to do anything.
Oh gahd, how I hate you.
Small, wonderful, but full of hate,
Monica
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the photos above. All photos are properties of their rightful owners.
7. You love Justin Bieber and you're damn proud of it.
It's funny how you had to defend "That Should Be Me"coming up on your playlist.
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I don't know if that's just the effect of being awake for 24 hours but you just don't shut up, do you? From belting out emo songs to impersonating Manny Pacquiao, there is never a dull moment with you.
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5. You're freakin' scared of my driving.
I know it's all safe driving where you come from but here in the mean streets of Manila, if you're a pussy, you die. I found it amusing how you keep on flipping the bird to all the cars who came an inch closer than what you're comfortable with.
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4. You're already disgusting even if it's the first time we've met.
You smelled your socks and farted. It's weird how I found it charming. Then again, I am weird.
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3. You gave me the puppy dog eyes!
I hate how I wasn't able to resist your 'paawa' look.
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2. The flying kiss.
It's just creams my corn how you had to give me a flying kiss at the bus station as I was just about to drive away. It's fraking adorable.
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| Source |
I thought I'd get a day with you. All the excitement and anticipation boiled down to a five hour meeting where we were too tired and fucked up to do anything.
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| Source |
Oh gahd, how I hate you.
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Small, wonderful, but full of hate,
Monica
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the photos above. All photos are properties of their rightful owners.
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